Thursday, November 5, 2009

Put me in the Zoo....not

I have a MySpace. No big deal, I know. Almost everyone does. Here's what I find incredibly amusing about MySpace and the guys on there. They are either incredibly pathetic horny old toads or normal. I seem to attract the pathetic ones. LOL Come on guys, you truly crack me up when you send me an email telling me about your 11 inches. Really? Yeah, do you think that turns me on to read that Smokey Joe from Idaho has 11 inches and do I want to meet you? Then there's "Chris" who emails me at least once a week to tell me "my picture is sexy, and am I really 44? No way, how do you feel about younger men?" Don't you get it when I don't write back that I'm just not interested? I finally blocked him. Then there was another guy who told me he was looking for a wife for him and a mother for his three year old son, would I be interested? OMG!!!Give me a break. Ladies who have a MySpace, would that turn you on or make you laugh? I get friend requests from guys that I don't know (and frankly don't care to know) at least once a week. Just for the hell of it I look at their profile and don't you know that every one of their friends is female. It's like they have a zoo that they are showing off. Sorry, not interested...delete!!! I suppose there are women out there who like to play the game. They are the scantily clad ones in their zoos. Oh well, just had to get that off my chest. Hope I don't come off sounding like a stuck up prude. I really am a nice person who is more than happy to meet new people. Just not that way. I get all the sex I want at home. LOL (thanks honey) : )

2 comments:

  1. I have never gotten a MySpace for this very reason...

    It's nice to not have to be a booty solicitor. but hey - I guess they do it because it works an alarmingly high percentage of the time...

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  2. Booty solicitor....LOL Good title for them. I believe you are right that it does work a high percentage of the time. Oh well, that's why I keep mine private and for real friends only. Still doesn't stop them from writing me but I just continue to laugh at them and ignore. You are smart to just stay away from mySpace. Thanks for the comment. : )

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